Closetus Vomitus
This is definitely one of those times where common sense tells me to STFU. Let this serve as proof that my mother is indeed correct, I have none. Otherwise, I surely wouldn’t admit that I had an unfortunate episode of vomitus in my closet this morning.
I should have known better. When I start coughing, if it’s more than a couple little hacks, I need to head for a bathroom. But, I was running a little late and performing the morning ritual, the closet stare. Two pair of shoes paid the price.
Thankfully, I am accomplished enough to control the trajectory, sparing my hanging clothes.
K seems to think the really shameful thing is that I laughed about it afterward. Maybe. It’s still funny, though.
08/28/2006 at 7:57 am
I’m a Sympathetic Hurler. Anyone barfs within ten feet of me and I’m hurling right along with them.
08/28/2006 at 8:25 am
are you still sick…what is up with that?
08/28/2006 at 8:39 am
Hmmm…disgusting, yet interesting. I’m not a vomiter, unless drunk.
But lately I’ve had vomit-related dreams. Like either I’m unswallowing, or others are.
Weird, man, really weird.
And gross, man, really gross.
08/28/2006 at 8:56 am
“I am accomplished enough to control the trajectory…”
I acquired that talent when I was pregnant. I vomited several times a day, EVERY DAY, all nine months (and 10 days beyond due date). I got so I could drive and vomit at the same time without making a mess of myself and the car. I’ve had a couple of asthma attacks, mostly when I was in marathon training, that sent me to the bathroom. Once that cough-induced gag reflex kicks in, it’s there for good.
Thanks for NOT taking a picture of your barfed on shoes.
08/28/2006 at 9:24 am
Nah, I’m not sick, nor was I drunk. I just yack if I cough hard.
kris…vomit dreams? Yikes!
maggie, in the same room, we could find ourselves in a state of perptual puke.
Trop, are you fucking kidding me? This doesn’t go away? Great. At least I get tickled at some of the places I’ve barfed.
08/28/2006 at 10:27 am
Ahhh Syd.
Those unexpected cough/gag pukes are such a nuisance.
The graphic was a riot, where do you find those???
It reminds me of the notes my best friend & I used to send back & forth in jr high AND high school… We always drew a barf pile at the bottom .
Rather hilarious, actually.
08/28/2006 at 11:57 am
Its ok Syd, just this morning I barfed in the ole bathroom sink while I was brushing my teeth ;o)
Nothing sucks worse than brushing your teeth (which gags me) and THEN barfing……..so now I have to brush my teeth again…….such a vicous cycle!!
08/28/2006 at 12:27 pm
kmae, I steal them from other people, of course.
LOL litlsassy, that’s too damn funny.
08/28/2006 at 3:10 pm
Did you do this before your hooving cough, too? I can count on one hand the number of times in my adult life (not counting hanging on street signs in college) I’ve puked. It freaks me out! Heck, I can’t even stand it when the animals puke!
08/28/2006 at 3:22 pm
Maybe once or twice.
It’s not that I enjoy it or anything, I just can’t help but laugh at places I’ve yacked lately.
K is less amused.
08/28/2006 at 3:30 pm
You get major points for your sense of humor, but I can certainly see how K might have a different perspective.
Of course, (I’m not sure why I’m even admitting this) the last time I hurled, I was in bed and a fair portion of chunkage landed on my girl. She wasn’t amused either.
And doing the laundry sucked ass.