Weaponry- *updated*
I kinda got tickled this morning when I was looking for something in my purse. In addition to the fake dog poop, I have some really weird shit in there. But this is what struck me as funny; look at all the potential weapons:
Yes, every bit of that was in my GD purse.
Here is my purse, smart asses:
*Damn* – why didn’t I think of this…
Kris says it’s a purssy
11/27/2006 at 11:39 am
A photo resume, for employment with the CIA’s Terrorist Interrogation Team.
11/27/2006 at 11:40 am
In my dreams.
11/27/2006 at 11:55 am
Who would’t want to work for T.I.T.
11/27/2006 at 11:57 am
Or, expecting a call to audtion for a new McGyver series, set in the wild, wild South.
11/27/2006 at 11:59 am
For some reason, I’m having difficulty imagining you with a “purse”. Gunny/knapsack, yes, pocketbook, maybe, purse – ah no. Especially after what I see is in it. Not envisioning one of those fancy sequined snappy purses on you.
BTW I’m guilty of having a Leatherman tool in my “bag”, but that’s about the extent of weaponry. Unless you ask a guy to hold it or go in it, then it’s like poison. LOL
11/27/2006 at 11:59 am
WD – 40? Please explain
11/27/2006 at 12:05 pm
…you’ll shoot your eye out kid.
11/27/2006 at 12:11 pm
And I thought I was all butch with my Altoids . . .
11/27/2006 at 12:18 pm
that you carry a purse is the most disturbing part to me too…
11/27/2006 at 12:27 pm
She doesn’t carry a purse, she carries a military rucksack with easy firearm access. I think she also has a gun-belt, too.
I’m with Amaya- exactly why do you need to keep WD-40 in your purse? I know it’s not to lubricate that ridiculously small cock you have.
11/27/2006 at 12:37 pm
LMAO @ Lach.
Um, impressive selection of toys you have there, Syd. ;p
11/27/2006 at 12:38 pm
Um, potential weapons? Since when are knives and guns potential weapons? They ARE weapons. Your purse must weigh a ton with all that shit in there.
11/27/2006 at 12:49 pm
for god’s sake, don’t just reach your hand in there to grab something. you could be killed!
11/27/2006 at 1:29 pm
What? No duct tape?
11/27/2006 at 1:32 pm
The contents is disturbing yes…..not unusual perhaps given it IS our Syd…..however, the more disturbing part, I must agree with others, is the reference to a purse!!
11/27/2006 at 1:32 pm
ROFLMFAO @ Kris
11/27/2006 at 1:54 pm
Obviously that explains the WD-40 – simple color coordination. ;p
11/27/2006 at 2:04 pm
I used to carry a leatherman. But I totally kicked the habit the summer I got divorced. I was going through metal detectors every week. You won’t find any contraband anymore. An assortment of flash drives, state-issue pens, and my prescriptions. And dental floss.
11/27/2006 at 2:08 pm
I kinda like the … strategically placed pearl on the purty pink purse. Not that I buy that Syd carries that actual purse, mind you.
11/27/2006 at 2:10 pm
Good eye, GM.
That thar is a gen-u-wine SNATCH purse. Thankyouverymuch.
11/27/2006 at 2:18 pm
I’s gonna say…that’s not a purse…it’s a purssy.
11/27/2006 at 2:19 pm
Snatch. [snicker]
Btw, I’ve chosen your Xmas gift this year. Sorry to spoil the surprise.
11/27/2006 at 2:21 pm
ROFLMAO, Kris
11/27/2006 at 2:21 pm
PURSSY! A neologism, just for Syd’s fashion statements
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And, hey? Syd!? I can spot pussy a mile away. I may need bifocals, but when it comes to the puss, i’ve gots me some eagle eyes, dammit!
11/27/2006 at 2:37 pm
“That thar is a gen-u-wine SNATCH purse. Thankyouverymuch.”
White trash goes upscale.
11/27/2006 at 2:57 pm
roflmao Wen….those are some priceless accessories!!
11/27/2006 at 3:18 pm
Oh dear Gawd! An armed purssy.
Sounds a lot like The Clap.
11/27/2006 at 3:55 pm
ROFL@ Maggie!
11/27/2006 at 4:07 pm
I was going to comment on the whole thing, but I can see from the previous comments that I am totally out of my league here and nothing I add can measure up to the caliber of the previous commenters.. Kudos to you all, I am humbled in your presence.
11/27/2006 at 4:41 pm
Oh dear Gawd! An armed purssy.
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That is true. I think, given the armaments, we can nickname Syd’s purssy “The Succubus”. Or sumthin?
11/27/2006 at 4:55 pm
ROFLMAO I agree with you Becky. Any comment I could ever think of would never equal what has already been said. I’m just glad I wasn’t eating or drinking when I read about Syd and her purssy.
11/27/2006 at 5:49 pm
What, no hand cuffs?
11/27/2006 at 7:28 pm
Wait a minute, not only do you carry a purssy, but you have a PINK keychain? You’re really SUCH a girl!
BTW, is the WD40 redneck lube?
11/27/2006 at 9:24 pm
I dunno Guy, with some creativity, that carabiner might be able to help rig a restraint or two.
And we ALL know Syd is nothing if not inventive!
11/28/2006 at 10:56 am
Syd McGyver!
11/28/2006 at 12:40 pm
What is that? A Kel-Tech? A Tauris Millenium?
By the way, one of my favorite knives is a Spyderco.