Not that we would want to smell it…
This morning, my sister (M) was helping my grandmother open her mail when a perfume sample fell out.
M: Ooh that smells too sweet for me
Gmo: That isn’t that little street walker, is it?
M: No ma’am. This is Hillary Duff. You’re thinking of Britney Spears.
GMo: Britney’s perfume probably smells like P-U-S-S-Y
M: Memom…OMG!
GMo: Well, *I* can spell it if *she’s* gonna show it all around town.
Not sure I understand that logic, but my Grandmother is awesome.
I wonder where she heard about that…
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12/05/2006 at 12:35 pm
My guess would be that she heard about it on your blob.
12/05/2006 at 12:35 pm
Maybe she reads your blob as well. TLF probably showed it to her.
12/05/2006 at 12:37 pm
And…proof that straight men think alike. LOL
Nah, she’d totally be commenting and taking over my entire blog. Y’all would love her. Much more entertaining than me.
12/05/2006 at 12:46 pm
Sounds like you come by it honestly syd.
12/05/2006 at 12:49 pm
I do, Zoe. Somehow the crudeness skipped over my mom and came straight to me. My mom is very proper. She can hardly stand being around my GMo & me at the same time.
12/05/2006 at 12:50 pm
Now we know where you get your spunk.
12/05/2006 at 12:54 pm
Trop, did you *mean* for that to sound so dirty?
12/05/2006 at 12:59 pm
Your memom’s logic makes sense to me, Syd… but Trop’s suggestion is just wrong. ;p
12/05/2006 at 2:46 pm
Ok, now that is freakn’ hysterical!!
12/05/2006 at 2:53 pm
It’s an atavistic condition then.
OK, Syd, have you ever met Kris? Maybe she is really your GMo busting your chops every chance she gets. She does it very well as though she knows you… I’m jsut sayin…
12/05/2006 at 6:01 pm
Syd and spunk in the same sentence?
That’s a good one!!!
12/05/2006 at 7:51 pm
Hmmm, I think Guy might be onto something here!
12/05/2006 at 9:50 pm
OMG I am still busting a gut laughing at the fact that your mom can’s cope with being around you and your grandma at the same time!!! Your grandma sounds like a hoot!!
**not touching the Syd and spunk comments**
12/06/2006 at 8:03 am
Apples never fall far from the tree!