Food Network Drinking Games
The default station for the TV in my kitchen is the Food Channel. I see most shows more than once, enough for them to get on my nerves at some point. So, rather than bitch about them, I’m gonna list a few of my peeves as a drinking game.
Drink every time:
- the Barefoot Contessa says “It’s going to be so good.” (or delicious) or when she mentions one of her faggy friends.
- Rachel Ray says “EVOO” or giggles. And every time she carries something across her kitchen in a GD bowl.
- Paula Deen says “Yawl”
- Emeril says “Bam” or “Oh yeah, baby”
- Michael Chiarello sounds gay. Okay that would be ONE loooong drink.
- Giada looks directly at the camera and shows every tooth in her head.
- one of Paula Deen’s sons says “brother”
- Sandra Lee says “fabulous” or “store bought” OR shows one of her horrendous tablescapes.
Please add your own, if you wish.
12/09/2006 at 4:32 pm
Now that is a thought … hmmmm … I’ve done the Drinking Game for a couple of GWBs State of the Union addresses, but I’ve not been inspired enough to think of that one, Syd.
If I had to watch Rachel Ray (who gets on my last hairy nerve for reasons unknown to me — it just is), I’d have to be drunk beforehand. LOLOL
12/09/2006 at 6:07 pm
Only you would think up a drinking game to the Food Network!
Fran’s reading over my shoulder, laughing. She says, “I like it, I like it.”
12/09/2006 at 6:35 pm
My office TV defaults to Food network as well.
add: everytime Emeril says “I don’t know about your XXXXX, but mine does not come seasoned.”
and everytime Emeril makes a point about really cooking or washing his hands.
I could take hours upon hours of Perky Rachel rather than Full of himself Emeril.
12/09/2006 at 7:07 pm
What is with the EVOO? Does it stand for something?
Shudder. The woman is like nails on a chalkboard. Or sucking on a penny. Or chewing tin foil.
12/09/2006 at 8:00 pm
Do a double-shot everytime Barefoot Contessa mentions her husband Jeffrey.
And also everytime Paula Deen licks her fingers or spoons or whatever and continues right on cooking. I hope she gets worms.
12/09/2006 at 8:10 pm
lol Syd, Kris
Everytime Paula’s drunk? Oh, too easy… nevermind.
12/09/2006 at 8:28 pm
Oh man, those are all excellent.
Kris, having seen the inside of your fridge, I have to say that I’m shocked to hear you watch FoodTV. Do you cook too?
12/09/2006 at 9:10 pm
That’s funny.
PS I heard Rachel Ray is NOT nice to Flight Attendants…
Tubby bitch.
12/09/2006 at 11:21 pm
Cooking for one isn’t worth the effort. Obviously grocery shopping for one isn’t either.
12/10/2006 at 1:09 pm
Food Network Drinking Games…
Food Network drinking games .. that sounds fun!……
12/11/2006 at 11:34 am
Rachael Ray is tubby?
Only in the weird world of Hollywood (and New York, I guess).
I must say that I would enjoy any drinking game done to Emeril or Paula Dean (sp?)
As for Sandra whatername… I could unload my M-4 into her midsection. She REALLY irritates me.
12/11/2006 at 12:12 pm
I love it when people watch that Barefoot chick at the gym.
Here we all are bustin’ our asses on these freaking eliptical machines and these people are watching a fat woman cook with lard.
is that supposed to be incentive?
Lelo – its Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
in our house you don’t need an acronym – we just say oil.
12/11/2006 at 12:14 pm
…because God KNOWS there ain’t no virgins in that house.