Blog like a girl (or not)
I ran a few of my recent posts through The Gender Genie, which tries to determine if the author is male or female. It supposedly works best with posts that are 500 words or more, and mine were all considerably shorter than that.
Still, I would be surprised if it identified me as female more than half the time, regardless of the length. Gender Genie guessed me as MALE, 5 out of 7 blog posts. Can you blame them, really?
I wonder if I killed it – male 149/107
Get it while you can male 34/0
Guess what today is -female 328/214
Does this seem weird? – male – 147/139
Cursive - female 312/253
Panty raid – male 193/135
Can you die from embarrassment? – male 340/222
04/20/2007 at 9:29 am
I wonder if there is a Lesbian Genie? See if you writing makes you a lesbian or straight.
04/20/2007 at 9:57 am
I scored 4 of 7 female. You might as well admit now that you “pack”.
04/20/2007 at 10:02 am
I’m about 50/50, does this mean I’m Bi?
04/20/2007 at 10:02 am
I got 5 out of 6 female, though most of them were about about equal on the female to male ratio scoring.
04/20/2007 at 10:08 am
Wendy, please go fornicate yourself.
04/20/2007 at 10:41 am
See, if Syd were really a male she would have told Wendy to go fuck herself. Clearly Syd is a refined, dainty, Southern belle.
04/20/2007 at 10:45 am
Happily.
04/20/2007 at 10:46 am
Thank you, Limpy.
Wen, I am SO telling Suz on you.
04/20/2007 at 10:49 am
Don’t do that. She’ll be disappointed she didn’t get to watch.
04/20/2007 at 10:59 am
Thanks, Wen, I just choked on my own spit.
04/20/2007 at 11:34 am
What, you wanted to watch, too? I KNOW Suz wouldn’t appreciate that.
04/20/2007 at 11:39 am
Su-ZANNE!!!!
04/20/2007 at 11:59 am
Okay I was laughing my ass off until that damned genie judged all five of the entries I ran through it as having been written by a male.
And Wen, you know *I* don’t pack. Do you think Syd’ll teach me how if I ask politely?
04/20/2007 at 12:01 pm
I’m gonna “pack” both of your asses with a size 10 boot.
04/20/2007 at 12:01 pm
Now THAT’S a conversation I’D like to watch.
04/20/2007 at 12:03 pm
Do you think Syd’ll teach me how if I ask politely?
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*SNORT*
04/20/2007 at 12:04 pm
Scratch that, Suz. If Syd packs asses, I don’t think she’d be a very good tutor.
04/20/2007 at 12:05 pm
Size 10 boot? Ooooh, she’s got big feet too. You know what that means.
04/20/2007 at 12:13 pm
Size 10 boot, big dyke truck, detachable penis….
04/20/2007 at 12:18 pm
Y’know Kris, I’ve heard a gun collection can be a manifestation of penis envy, too.
Dat’s right, I’m pulling out the BIG GUNS… so to speak. ;p
04/20/2007 at 12:20 pm
And when I close the comments on this post, I want everybody to know who is to blame. (Kris, Suz, Wen)
04/20/2007 at 12:24 pm
Stop waving that thing around….
04/20/2007 at 12:35 pm
Damn, it’s a shame Zuhn isn’t around…
04/20/2007 at 2:59 pm
Where’s the popcorn? This is awesome. Thanks wenwhit.
04/20/2007 at 4:34 pm
Don’t you all work during the day???? Crap…I get home from being locked down for two days and I’m an entire day late to the post party (again). I could say something but Syd and her BIG GUNS scare me.
04/20/2007 at 7:22 pm
Sorry, Wen, I was having trouble typing with just one hand so I gave up and watched the show instead.
04/20/2007 at 7:24 pm
I am very late to the very entertaining party but I wanted to check out my blog. Most of my entries are 500+ and my results:
1363/1025 male They Plump When You Cook Them
486/659 male The Front Desk
1537/1061 female Cactus Club Part 2
1216/1061 female Teeth are for Chewing
1300/822 female Little Miss Angry Teen
544/ 86 female 10 Odd Habits
1253/1417 male Cactus Club Part 1
708/846 male Commando
631/643 male Toy Story
Apparently, when I am female//I am very female and when I am male, I am barely male….interesting!