What more could I ask for?
I am in a bind this afternoon, a situation of my own doing. I’m too lazy to write the details, but I have to tell you how cool my grandmother is…
I called her a minute ago, “I have screwed up again and I need you to bail my ass out”. Her response? “Of course I’ll help you, baby.” No qualifiers, no sermons. She SO fucking rocks.
She did let out a big laugh of relief when I told her that I wasn’t in jail, but it wouldn’t have mattered. She’d help me anyway.
I know I can’t leave you hanging. What was I thinking? Here’s the short version…
I was going to get a rental car after work (yes, I’ve had all day to do it)
I just realized that my drivers license expired on my birthday last week. (yes, I’ve had a week to renew it)
So, I’m borrowing my GM’s Escalade to pimp on down to the country tonight. I’ll take care of the DL shit tomorrow. Probably.
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21 Responses to “What more could I ask for?”
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05/02/2007 at 2:46 pm
You should thank your grandma by setting her up with a new set of rims. Spinners, preferably.
05/02/2007 at 2:50 pm
hahaha! I have to be careful about things like that with her. She’d probably like it.
I once tried to install a set of curb feelers on a Lexus my mother had. (got caught) She would never have noticed. LOL
05/02/2007 at 2:52 pm
You know, I’ve heard if you put deer whistles on backwards it actually attracts deer.
05/02/2007 at 3:18 pm
Everyone needs someone like your grandma in their life. I’m suddenly having visions of you being the cool relative and bailing TLF out of his shenanigans in 15-20 years! Of course he’ll also have learned most of his tricks from you!
I know just the t-shirt you could wear for your driver’s license photo!
05/02/2007 at 3:20 pm
Oh. My. God.
Should I? (Duh!)
05/02/2007 at 3:23 pm
What a cool grandma. So K has banned you from her truck!?!?
Sassy, in 15-20 years, there will be bailing, but I think it will be the TLF bailing out his Aunt.
05/02/2007 at 3:26 pm
Lisa, you are probably right. Poor kid.
No, she didn’t ban me from her truck. She needed it.
05/02/2007 at 3:26 pm
You could wear it, but K would kill you 50 ways!
05/02/2007 at 3:31 pm
And Sassy now there’s evidence that you put her up to it.
05/02/2007 at 3:33 pm
HA! …and that’s ALL-I-NEED.
05/02/2007 at 3:51 pm
I double dog dare ya Syd.
05/02/2007 at 3:52 pm
“I’ll take care of the DL shit tomorrow. Probably.”
No you won’t.
05/02/2007 at 4:04 pm
What are we going to do with you?
Don’t answer that.
05/02/2007 at 6:47 pm
Just make sure the place is warm when they take your picture.
05/02/2007 at 6:56 pm
Your grandma rocks AND she has a cool ride too! My grandmother was so not cool. You’re lucky.
05/02/2007 at 8:27 pm
Your GM sounds great, not to mention has a great sense of style on wheels.
Thanks for stopping by my place. I have been lurking here for about a week, but don’t worry, not lurking in the hiding-behind-the-bushes-in-only-a-trenchcoat kinda way.
05/02/2007 at 8:30 pm
Oh, we like that around here.
05/02/2007 at 9:46 pm
‘Specially if the trenchcoat is made of leather…
05/02/2007 at 9:50 pm
Gotta love grannies like that.
05/02/2007 at 9:54 pm
… and if there’s nothing underneath.
(Sorry, got lost in thought…)
05/03/2007 at 5:09 am
Even if there’s just a little lacy something underneath, it’s still fun!