You have no idea how close I came to this
It was a near miss this morning when I had a coughing attack which ended the way it always does. Next time I make toast, I don’t think I’ll plug the toaster in near the kitchen sink.
It was a near miss this morning when I had a coughing attack which ended the way it always does. Next time I make toast, I don’t think I’ll plug the toaster in near the kitchen sink.
06/21/2007 at 8:00 am
Guess you didn’t have time to choke out a “hey, watch this” before you tossed your cookies.
06/21/2007 at 8:05 am
It appears that would be a new recipe.
06/21/2007 at 8:23 am
Which wouldn’t have been bad until the toast popped up.
06/21/2007 at 8:40 am
You know you just can’t get that puke smell outa the toaster, kinda like when your dog pukes on the dash and it runs down into the defroster vent.
06/21/2007 at 9:34 am
You sound just like me. I hate it when I get a cold because when I start coughing I always think i am going to throw up. I have the worst gag reflux.
06/21/2007 at 9:42 am
thats a nice gravestone…pink granite?
06/21/2007 at 10:04 am
My gag reflex is fine.
06/21/2007 at 10:29 am
Prove it Maggie.
06/21/2007 at 10:41 am
Stop it, you two. I’m gonna hurl again.
06/21/2007 at 10:44 am
What appliance is handy?
06/21/2007 at 10:49 am
Perhaps I wasn’t clear, but I MISSED the toaster. (but it was close)
06/21/2007 at 12:45 pm
You just need better aim.
06/21/2007 at 3:23 pm
Too bad you missed, you coulda offered to make toast for the lesbian.
06/21/2007 at 7:11 pm
Okay, I’m new here – pregnant?
Happy you had a good laugh at my skirt adverture, you’re a funny chick, thanks for stopping by.
I’ll be back – moohhhaa.
06/21/2007 at 7:33 pm
PREGNANT?!?! SYD?!
OMFG!
LMAO!!!!
06/21/2007 at 7:39 pm
Fuck off, Maggie. [giggle]
06/21/2007 at 8:34 pm
Sure thing, mamacita!
If it’s a girl, name it after me.
06/21/2007 at 9:30 pm
you do some of the most interesting things.
06/21/2007 at 9:33 pm
Well, that’s an awfully nice way to put it. LOL
06/21/2007 at 10:30 pm
She means it in a “National Geographic” sort of way….
06/21/2007 at 10:31 pm
Or “National Enquirer”.
I get those two mixed up.
06/22/2007 at 4:44 am
I must say, the comments were MUCH better than the toast.. er, uh I mean, POST!
I’m thankful there was no time for pics…
06/22/2007 at 6:08 am
roflmfao!!! As usual. I just ….urp….can’t handle puke posts….
pregnant? {{{{teeheee}}}
06/22/2007 at 7:32 am
Did I hear right? You are pregnant?????
06/22/2007 at 7:50 am
STOP with the pregnancy shit!!!! You all are going to make me puke again.
06/22/2007 at 8:09 am
I didn’t know that bouts of coughing could cause pregnancy.
06/22/2007 at 8:13 am
God DAMMIT, Zoe. I’m trying to be irritated you all. So don’t make me laugh.
06/22/2007 at 8:32 am
Zoe- It depends on who she’s ‘coughing’ around.
06/22/2007 at 1:41 pm
Oh my I woke up coughing this morning. Syd I think, I think I might be pregnant.
06/22/2007 at 3:44 pm
HAHAHAHA! Cori, since you’re new here, please understand that when I say SHUT THE FUCK UP, it is with all sincerity. [wink]
06/23/2007 at 9:35 am
I have a smart ass response, but now I am kind of scared.