Parallel Universe Bloggers
According to some eggheads from Oxford, parallel universes do exist. Rather than my knee-jerk reaction (that it’s bullshit), I’ll admit that it’s simply too difficult for me to understand.
So, let’s go with it. Assume that there is at least one parallel universe. You science fiction geeks are probably near orgasm by now (I’m looking at you, Lee & Zoe).
What would the Alternate Syd be like? I’m guessing:
- devoted to a Primitive Baptist Church
- active in Green Peace and PETA
- takes meticulous care of her auto
- hates children and loves crowds
- lives in the city with no pets
- can’t get enough dick
Just for fun, I think I’ll pick on a couple of you…
- an exotic dancer and crackwhore
- illiterate
- decorates with modern art
- socially inept
- can’t get enough dick
- hates strip clubs and booze
- would never break his daughter’s finger
- …or throw baseballs at his son
- unfaithful to his
wifehusband - can’t get enough dick
09/27/2007 at 9:58 am
if you were going to use Star Trek stills, you could have at least used one from Mirror, Mirror which is specifically about parallel universes….duh
09/27/2007 at 10:22 am
5th grade edumication
anorexic
tone deaf
lives for top-40 pop music
trailer-trash
false teeth
welfare mother
12 kids from 12 baby daddies
preggers with #13
beats children once a day whether or not they deserve it
still loves NASCAR
09/27/2007 at 10:32 am
Lee: (yawn)
Trip: That is excellent!
09/27/2007 at 11:26 am
Maggie:
Tom Cruise
09/27/2007 at 11:45 am
I see a recurring theme… Every is in love with someone named Richard…What’s up with that?
09/27/2007 at 12:20 pm
LOL @ Guy!
09/27/2007 at 1:56 pm
I think I lived my parallel universe for about 35 years.
09/27/2007 at 2:38 pm
I’m screaming here, and dying laughing!!! OMFG!!!
09/27/2007 at 2:42 pm
See, I knew that you wouldn’t be able to read this until late afternoon. hehe
09/27/2007 at 4:21 pm
You know she’ll get you back for this and I just can’t wait.
09/27/2007 at 4:50 pm
My head is spinning, if this blog is going to get all smart and stuff, I’ll have to look for my porn elsewhere. Bring back the POA!
09/27/2007 at 9:10 pm
God you know how boring your blog would be in a mirror universe. It would be all religious and shit. And my blog would be a prudish mommy blog. I can’t even think about it with out wanting to close up all the wormholes.
09/27/2007 at 9:14 pm
Cool! Roro did it on her blog.
09/28/2007 at 11:59 am
You’re such a bitch.
09/28/2007 at 12:27 pm
Thank you, kind sir.