Syd's grandmother rocks

Over Mother’s Day lunch:

My Mother: I hear they are now making clothes from bamboo. [it's true]

Syd: I hear they are making them from coconut shells too. [also true]

My 83 y/o G’mother: Well, I hear they are making paper out of turkey SHIT.

I can’t find any evidence that the turkey shit paper is real, but it was so god damned funny, I nearly spit out my food.