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I could bang my head against a wall. Or I could just bitch about it here.

First off, I hate my haircut. Fucking HATE IT.

Earlier today, I left the office to get my hair did. I told my sister where I was going, so the unspoken implication is “don’t call me unless you really need me”.

The woman barely got the first few snips done when my phone rang. Embarrassing, but I figured it must be important, so I answered.

Sis: You know your friend that you went to college with that owns a printing company now?
Me: Yeah, Melanie?
Sis: Didn’t she have a twin sister?
Me: Yes
Sis: What was her name?
Me: Fuck if I know. That was 25 yrs ago. Did she die or something?
Sis: No, I think she was in the store a few minutes ago.
Me: Did you really fucking just call me for that?
Sis: Why are you always such a bitch? [hangs up]

Me: What the fucking fuck?

Surely she does this kind of shit to piss me off. She can’t be THAT dumb, right? RIGHT??

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18 Responses to “I could bang my head against a wall. Or I could just bitch about it here.”

  1. Frannie Says:
    10/29/2009 at 1:06 pm

    Self-involved that’s all…..OY my gay husband is the SAME WAY!! I want to kick his gay little ass!! Lol….. (my neighbor)

  2. Guy Says:
    10/29/2009 at 1:13 pm

    Too funny. You should compile a list of good times to call her.

  3. Trop Says:
    10/29/2009 at 1:21 pm

    My older sister doesn’t know how to talk on the phone. She’s the sister who calls me most often.

    Bad haircuts are why I went Mennonite and stopped cutting my hair.

  4. Deborah Says:
    10/29/2009 at 1:36 pm

    Right. Just pissing you off. At least, one would hope.

  5. PixieFlute Says:
    10/29/2009 at 1:50 pm

    So what are you plotting to get her back?

  6. sage Says:
    10/29/2009 at 1:51 pm

    Luckily hair grows…your sister is sorta funny..in an annoying way.

  7. Alan Says:
    10/29/2009 at 2:01 pm

    If it’s her twin sister, how did she know it wasn’t actually your friend who owns the printing company. Maybe she’ll call back when she thinks of that.

  8. tysgirl Says:
    10/29/2009 at 2:09 pm

    Some people are just clueless. I bet your sister drives in the left lane and blocks the entire isle at the grocery store when she’s picking out bread.

  9. JMc Says:
    10/29/2009 at 3:02 pm

    Not so funny when your hairdresser gives you the inadvertent mullet, is it! Don’t worry it will grow.

  10. greymatters Says:
    10/29/2009 at 3:48 pm

    PHOTOS, please. Heheheheh.

  11. e Says:
    10/29/2009 at 3:59 pm

    It sounds like unspoken implications don’t get through to your sister. Try something more direct, like: I’m getting my hair done. Don’t call me.

    As for the hair, buzz it off and let it grow back!

  12. Becca Says:
    10/29/2009 at 4:36 pm

    Sounds like sis has the “oh there’s more in the world than just me?” complex. I have a few ideas on how to help her out with that, but they don’t work for C’s family either!

  13. Ally Says:
    10/29/2009 at 6:05 pm

    Clearly, she violated the rules that you gave her. Don’t back down. Stand your ground. Call her up and hang up on her!!

    Don’t we get to see the new ‘do????

  14. syd Says:
    10/29/2009 at 6:18 pm

    FUCK no! There will be no pictures of the mulletish ‘do. At least not until I wash and blow it out.

  15. Ally Says:
    10/29/2009 at 6:24 pm

    Well, then…just send me one!! You can trust me!! I won’t show anyone else!! I promise.

  16. Kat Says:
    10/29/2009 at 9:47 pm

    Time for another attack on the pc. What pix do u want this time?? She has to be just fucking clueless. Thank Gawd TLF has you to cancel out her influence!!!!
    Good point on the twin observation.

  17. Shelly Says:
    10/30/2009 at 10:53 pm

    lol Hard to believe you both came from the same loins, eh?

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