It's pointless to argue with a drunk. But, boy are they entertaining.
Lisa and I did Memphis over the weekend. Damn, that’s a fun place.
We started at the Flying Saucer, then Beale Street, and finally ribs at Rendezvous. Somewhere along the way, Lisa got druuuuuuuunk. It was probably the 32 oz Big Ass Beer that did her in. I opted for the sensible 16 oz.
Our biggest fight of the evening (despite Karlene’s forbidding us to fight in public while there) was when drunk ass insisted that these were Maple leaves. (leafs or leaves?)
I took that photo the next morning at Graceland. These were under Lisa Marie’s swing-set. BTW, I know damn well that those are NOT Maple. Anybody know what they are?
By far, the most entertaining part of the night came while watching Lisa’s drunk ass try to navigate this half wall in the room:
Bitch could see the bathroom door, but could not figure out why she couldn’t get there. She would back up, move over a couple inches and walk into it again. I had mercy and helped her after a few tries, but my stomach ached from laughing. I am soooo sorry that I didn’t think to video it. My bad.
Graceland was a step above on the cheesy ladder, because it’s decked out for Christmas. It was so gloriously cheesy, I don’t really have words…
The absolute coolest thing happened Sunday morning at the Peabody. Lisa made a purchase at Lansky’s and Mr Lansky himself (clothier to Elvis) rang her up. We were in awe.
Today, we are going to the hunting club to spend the day with TLF and K’s nephews. We plan for Lisa to lose her gun virginity by allowing her to shoot a few of our firearms. God help us!
11/23/2009 at 12:26 pm
It’s a Ginko, also called maidenhair tree (Ginkgo biloba). See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginkgo_biloba
Yay on the beer size! You 16oz pussy
11/23/2009 at 12:35 pm
Thanks iz_meh, the 16 oz was aka the pussy drink.
Now that I see the leaves in the light of day and not under the influence, I know they are not maple.
11/23/2009 at 1:35 pm
Where are you taking her next, Alcoholics Anonymous?
11/23/2009 at 1:36 pm
It is pointless to argue with Lisa when she is sober
11/23/2009 at 1:40 pm
Ginko leaves. http://www.backyardnature.net/ginkgo.htm
I should have gone to Graceland when I went to TN, damn I love the cheesiness of it all.
11/23/2009 at 1:49 pm
Maple! Ha HA!
Thank goodness I have never done/said anything as ridiculous as that! (cough)
11/23/2009 at 2:18 pm
Elvis and my mom must shop for furniture at the same store. The only difference is that my mom has that stuff NOW!
11/23/2009 at 2:32 pm
Where do I sign up for my 3 week visit? You guys are having too much fun!
11/23/2009 at 3:10 pm
You just need to run a camp for bloggers for a business, you can make a bundle entertaining us all!
11/23/2009 at 3:22 pm
I think they are cottonwood leaves. But that is just my opinion.
11/23/2009 at 5:10 pm
It’s leaves, unless you’re talking about the hockey team from Toronto – then it’s Leafs.
I don’t get it either.
11/23/2009 at 9:17 pm
Why didn’t she just climb over?
Amateur.
11/23/2009 at 10:08 pm
maple leafs = the term used when describing more than one member of the toronto maple leafs team.
plural of leaf is leaves.
there. now you know.
11/23/2009 at 11:17 pm
So the entire team is a leaf, and the team members are leaves?
11/25/2009 at 9:43 pm
Calling that a maple leaf is insulting to us Canadian readers! lol