So, we went shopping today
We were in a very crowded Target store today, shopping for Lisa’s nieces and nephews. In the toy section (DBN), I spotted a game called Quelf. Naturally, my Beavis & Butthead mentality engaged…
S: [whispered] hehehe, look…Queef
L: [loudly] What’s a queef?
S: Oh my God! Shut the fuck up!
L: No really…WHAT’S A QUEEF?
S: I’ll tell you later. Just shut the hell UP!!! [blushing]
Hell yes, there were people around us. I was so god damned embarrassed.
For the record, I made her Google it. Bitch laughed for 10 minutes.
11/24/2009 at 8:16 pm
brilliant!
11/24/2009 at 8:30 pm
Something smells fishy here…. Lisa didn’t know what queef meant?!
11/24/2009 at 8:37 pm
LOL
11/24/2009 at 8:38 pm
Is it bad that I would have asked the same thing? Perhaps it’s sad? Hmmm. I just asked my wife, she’s never heard of it, either.
You know, Lisa has been awfully quiet, you keeping her too drunk to tweet/comment?
11/24/2009 at 9:40 pm
They tie me up all the time, except for an hour or so a day.
11/25/2009 at 1:44 pm
I am not shocked that PF and Lisa had to hit the google/urban dictionary …
11/24/2009 at 8:44 pm
Priceless. Wish somebody had recorded that.
11/24/2009 at 8:46 pm
Fran and I are discussing your command of vocabulary words. We’ve decided that you must have read the entire Urban Dictionary.
11/24/2009 at 9:02 pm
I was on the ToysRUs sight and saw that game. Is it bad that I thought the same thing? LOL I don’t think I’ll be getting it for my son!
11/24/2009 at 10:02 pm
And most importantly, did you buy the game for TLF?!?!
I mean, the letter Q is very important too!
11/24/2009 at 10:03 pm
That story was SUPER DUPER awesome!! Thanks for the giggle!!
11/25/2009 at 6:04 am
AWESOME!!!!! That’s PRICELESS!!!!! Thanks for the morning giggle!
11/25/2009 at 7:01 am
Come on Lisa, even an old fag like me, who hasn’t seen a live vagina in almost sixty years, knows what queef means.
11/25/2009 at 9:19 am
What is the Aussie word for queef? Did it just not translate?
11/25/2009 at 2:20 pm
I don’t even want to think about what it takes to win the game of Queef … *EEEK*.
11/25/2009 at 9:42 pm
Lol, I have never heard of that! Well actually Ive HEARD that … just not the expression for it!
What would I do without all the learning that goes on over here at Syd’s place???!!!