Will I ever catch up?
Message to you young’uns:
(like Sigh’s daughter, who is a lurker. Yes, I see you)
If you think you might ever want to go on a 3 week bender and top it off with weekends in Memphis and New Orleans, I highly recommend it. Only, do it before you are in your 40s. Oh my fucking HELL, I hurt everywhere…still!! And I’m certain that the double bags under my eyes would be searched at the airport.
Speaking of NOLA, the pic I posted of my soft shelled crab poboy was premature braggage. That fucker was bad. Reallllly bad. If you go to Felix’s, stick with the oysters. ‘Cause the crab…
And speaking of Twitter pics, I’m posting the one I twatted of Karlene because I think it’s cute. She wore a jersey and that god damned shedding-all-over-the-place, including in my drink, boa to the game.
I will now commence dying, as I’m certain that I’ve contracted some exotic muscular disease. Although, Lisa claims to have beaten me as I slept in New Orleans. I think I might just roll with that theory because revenge is so much fun.
12/04/2009 at 10:36 am
Is Karlene the dog or the ass?
12/04/2009 at 10:37 am
Definitely the ass.
12/04/2009 at 10:44 am
Alan, did the pic of K wearing her boa show up for you? Lisa said it didn’t for her. Anyway, I think I fixed it.
12/04/2009 at 1:06 pm
Now it did. The first time all I saw were the dog and ass. She looks much cleaner than the ass.
12/04/2009 at 10:53 am
Daughter wants to do NOLA for our annual mother-daughter trip this spring. Thanks for the heads up on the poboy. I’ll be sure to avoid it.
It may tickle you to know that were taking my MIL (who keeps a picture of Elvis on her nightstand, no kidding) to Graceland during our Christmas stay with Court’s family.
12/04/2009 at 10:57 am
You’ll love it. If you can, drive by it at night too. They have blue…BLUE Christmas lights lining the entire driveway and house. Cheesy as shit. Gloriously so.
12/05/2009 at 1:09 pm
Errr … one MUST do a po-boy, but obviously and as always: Domalise’s. Had you chosen more wisely, Syd & Co., you’d only have half the recovery time (even if an old hag now
). Well, that an a cup of chickory.
12/04/2009 at 10:54 am
I am almost certain I will never catch up. I slept all late afternoon/evening and now at almost 4am I am wide awake, perfect if I was in the US.
I love the pics of your ass and the dog.
12/04/2009 at 10:58 am
You’ve seen my ass(es), and you know that one’s not mine.
I hope you feel better than I do, but somehow, I doubt it. Sorry, dude.
12/04/2009 at 11:17 am
Despite the muscle pain and the crab, sounds like you had a blast! I’m kind of envious. Still got a couple of years before I’m in my 40s, too, so there is time:-)
12/04/2009 at 11:20 am
I read that as “crabs” and I was all..”wait, you misread that” LOL
12/07/2009 at 8:31 am
Hee hee!:-)
12/04/2009 at 11:20 am
Great pix all. My daughter loves burros and would love to have one. Of course, we don’t live in the country anymore so that’s out. That’s one cute ass!
Nice pic of K. Half full bottle of whiskey on the bedside table is a nice touch. I still say she’s a hottie… Bring on the bitch slap! And before you go all psycho rodent from hell on me, remember that I’m a black belt and I’ll kick your ass ~ not your burro.
Happy recovery!
12/04/2009 at 11:21 am
Wouldn’t be my first (or last) ass whoopin’
12/04/2009 at 11:28 am
I love the picture of K she is so darn cute! I feel your pain, I can’t even imagine doing all that stuff and surviving. I giggle though, imagining you crawling around….heheheh
12/04/2009 at 12:01 pm
Just think of the pain as lasting evidence of a time well had, well spent.
…uhm.. maybe I can re-phrase that.
12/04/2009 at 12:02 pm
Stop laughing at me and send me some drugs! Need pain killers now.
Deborah, I *wish* it was from *that*.
12/04/2009 at 2:08 pm
I barely made two days with you girls..I dont know how you did three weeks…you are all tough chicks….oh and the K picture is very cute.
12/04/2009 at 4:04 pm
I gotta say, you hung pretty good.
12/04/2009 at 4:13 pm
Your posts always make me chuckle =)
Sounds like the adventure was a success…random pictures…hangover…mysterious bruises everywhere haha
12/04/2009 at 4:20 pm
Why, thank you, my dear.
12/04/2009 at 6:16 pm
buck up buttercup, there’s always a price for having fun
Don’t mind me, I’m just jealous.
12/05/2009 at 12:22 am
You’re a better woman than I. I did 3 days recently and I was DONE. No way in hell I could hang for 3 weeks, even tho I’m a soused professional.
Glad ya’ll had a good time.
12/05/2009 at 10:44 am
I’m so jealous!! C and I never get to go anywhere by ourselves. Here’s to the kiddos graduating and getting the hell out in 15 years or so!!
Tell K I said she is pretty!!
12/06/2009 at 8:50 pm
So my beauty finally delurked herself eh? I am now just wondering who is going to be the worst influence on who. I know you could teach her a few things Syd but my firecracker daughter has already had some adventures of her own. Now the two worlds collide! haha