Will TWS affect you?
TWS (Tiger Woods Syndrome):
An epidemic sweeping the nation — in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their “nice guy” husbands (or GFs, in most of our cases) are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
That definition was via TMZ, where I also found this hilarious comment. Apologies to my straight friend-girls.
I’ll admit, the “if you ever fucking cheat on me...” conversation has come up at home since Tiger’s shit came out. However, she’s a Latina. If you’re partnered with one, you know that it’s not uncommon to hear that.
Thank God I don’t travel much anymore for business. Not that I would cheat, unless Sophia Vergara was willing, but I would hate the added scrutiny. He really fucked more than 14 skanks, didn’t he? In a way, he screwed us all.
12/16/2009 at 1:14 pm
I’m just disappointed that the Tiger Woods game for the Wii didn’t include a bonus game of “Elin Woods’ Punch-out”…
12/16/2009 at 1:27 pm
No offense was taken by this straight girl.
This is the first time I’ve heard of the TWS. Although it appears to be hitting the engineering world hard. Like Swine Flu for Assholes.
12/16/2009 at 1:28 pm
And I would have been all over that Elin Woods’ Punch Out game. Especially if the game comes with clubs and a Lincoln to bash the back window out of.
12/16/2009 at 1:36 pm
What is she going to do if you cheat on her?
Dude, don’t hold out, I need details, esp if it’s long and painful (for you)
12/16/2009 at 1:38 pm
You know her. What do you think?
And stop laughing.
12/16/2009 at 2:39 pm
I’m married to a black man. I encourage him to go out and have ‘a good time’. It’s better than having him here bugging me all the time (no, not buggering).
12/16/2009 at 2:49 pm
Mine’s living with his skank whore, and lord only knows how many years (I’m thinking close to 3, though he’s known her for 7) he lived a lie w/me. In retrospect, the clues were there, so I’m sure Elin knew too. I am, however, sick of hearing about it.
12/16/2009 at 2:52 pm
I told Doris I’d kill her.
So just be prepared to go to Jesus.
12/16/2009 at 3:54 pm
My girl’s last partner cheated on her so, yeah, we’ve got that stupid issue to deal with from time to time. Pain in the arse, let me tell you!
12/17/2009 at 9:10 am
I would have to be out of my mind or suicidal to cheat on my GF, she is Puerto Rican and can prove it.
My ex who cheated on me was trying to explain herself to the IRS till the day she died (no I did not kill her, cancer did, and yes I called the IRS on her dumb cheating ass).
12/17/2009 at 4:31 pm
I truly think that if you’re cheating, you’re not *in love* with your partner/spouse. I just don’t get how someone can cheat on someone they’re in love with. I’m an old-fashioned prude, though.